Surely, surely Sirallun is going to hire Kristina as his Apprentice this evening. It's in the bag. Isn't it!?
Surely simple Simon isn't even properly in the running and is only in the final because Sirallun had a lucky escape last week when evil incarnate Katie chucked in the towel (only after she'd had an affair with the towel, got it to leave its wife, chewed it up, spat it out and left it for dead - all whilst giving her winning race-horse smile to camera).
Of course, Simon may be the victim of cruel editing and isn't in fact as deeply irritating as we've been led to believe. And Kristina may be a victim of cruel editing and not be as orange as we've been led to believe.
Either way, you've got to feel sorry for the winner. They have to start work in a week, in Brentwood, for Amstrad. They've worked for 11 weeks to get that 'prize' and their 100k isn't even 100k after tax.
Compare this with the fools in the BB house. 13 weeks of sunbathing and larking about and they can leave with 100k - tax free!!
Perhaps not so foolish after all...
2 comments:
oi oi - less of the Channel 4 spin!!
xx
JJ
Sadly, I am biased in this matter:
a) Simon is from Hampstead Garden Suburb
b) Brentwood was my home in my teenage.
In fact, maybe I should be marrying Simon.
He's a mean break dancer. And at least he didn't give away kisses for money. Seriously, that counted out all the women involved as far as I was concerned. Especially when wotserorangeface said incredulously "What do you mean a feminist?" as if someone had just asked her if she was a serial killer (I think Adrian wotsisface put it more subtly than that but you get my gist)
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