Wednesday, 9 May 2007

The massage verdict

Now the 'oriental oil massage' was very relaxing bar a couple of things:

- the bit where I think she was actively trying to make me black-out by finding and pinching that spot on the back of my next that Dr Spock uses to knock-out the baddies

- the bit where she massaged my breasts with oil. Now it's been a while since somebody massaged my breasts with oil and being a single girl I guess I've got to take what I can get. But a small Thai lady massaging oil into my breasts doesn't really induce a relaxed state. Not for me, anyway. I'm sure for some it would have been heaven on earth. But give me big man hands anyday.

Too much??

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's like the little man who gave me a massage in Sri Lanka and then started playing with my balls.

Anyway, glad you're having fun.

Anonymous said...

There will now be a queue of people offering big hands when you get back...

Glen Long said...

H - you're missing the point. It's not about whether you enjoy the massage.

It's about whether the people who've signed up to watch it via the hidden webcam enjoy it...

helen said...
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Anonymous said...

Jody, did you have to pay for that? Moreover, how long before you stopped him.